Nothing Ever Happens: Polymarket bot that always buys No

https://github.com/sterlingcrispin/nothing-ever-happens

Article

  • Python bot that automatically buys No on non-sports yes/no Polymarket markets
  • Scans for NO positions priced below configured thresholds, betting against unlikely events
  • Safety-first: requires three separate env flags to execute real trades
  • Includes dashboard, database recovery, and wallet inspection tools

Discussion

  • Strategy exploits prediction markets overpricing dramatic outcomes
  • Essentially arbitraging human imagination; exciting markets are least likely to resolve
  • Critics warn this is picking up pennies on an active railroad track (tail risk)
  • Similar bot on Manifold Markets already proven profitable

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Added Apr 13, 2026
Modified Apr 14, 2026